DIOlicious

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

You dad wore jorts before you did and his were shorter. He was showing off the man tackle to the breezies on his block and it worked. Turned out his camel tail was your mom’s panty kryptonite.

Why do you wear them hipsters?

“I cut the short that way so when I’m riding my bike they don’t get caught on my knees”

Or

“I need a place to carry my u-lock and to clip my carabiner to”

Your father is ashamed. He rocked jorts with pride because they showed off his pride. No excuses.

Sorry hipsters, your jorts don’t exude masculinity, deadly seduction and a mammal toe like your fathers did.