DIOlicious

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wore tight shirts before you did and he has the stretched out fibers to prove it. Just like framing a Warhol, your dad knew body cotton cling put his chiseled chest art on display best. His tight t’s were lady lightening rods that called women from the heavens with electro sexual magnetism. It wasn’t fate that brought your parents together, it was his well hung body drapery.

So hipsters, next time you’re putting on your girlfriend’s t-shirt and claiming that you look better in it, remember this…


Your dad is the reason why small is so big.

Much thanks to Ariel for submitting this photo of her hipster dad.